Lalani picked up her ringing phone and answered it. It was her best friend, Thalia. “Hey,” answered Lalani as she figured out who it was. All she could hear was static, though. Before she hung up she heard a help and immediately called the cops. 

The police said they looked all over the house and found nothing. 

Lalani begged to differ, she looked inside and saw nothing, but she knew something was going on Duke Street. 

On that same day, Lalani was watching the news and they had said they found a dead body at the Duke Street Mansion. It just so happened to be her best friend, Thalia. She knew something was going on. 

Before she could morn her best friend’s death, she had to get to the bottom of this. 

lalani bravely went into the mansion. She took a few steps and then all the doors slammed shut. She knew someone or something was there. She tried to get out…picking the locks on the doors…opening windows…but the windows we’re sealed shut. She called her mother, Bethany and wondered if she could help. Bethany heard static instead. was Thalia’s death my fault? Should I have gone to see her? I don’t want to die like she did. I’m really worried. 

Lalani carefully went somewhere to hide, once she heard a small child’s laughter. She was sweating, crying, and scared.  The laughter finally went away, so she stopped hiding. Then she felt a breeze on her back, so she turned around and it was this big guy with chains and hooks to keep them together. He had a creepy smile and white eyes, along with a demonic look. He picked her up and carried her, while she was yelling for help. No one heard her, since the windows and doors were sealed shut. 

He took her into his basement, calls his basement “the dungeon”. It’s where he keeps his bodies. He doesn’t kill them. He just kept them down there so they could be his slaves. Though he had brutally hurt them. He even made one starve to death. Lalani knew she had no choice but to obey the man. He shackled her up in chains and left her on the floor. 

“I’m hungry, ” Lalani said. “Tough. You eat when I tell you to,” he said. He went back upstairs and she kept praying and praying that it’ll get better. Suddenly, a man with horns on his head- exact replica of how Satan is imagined, came to her and said, “prayin ain’t gonna get you nowhere.” He slit her wrist and left her for dead,  until the guy in chains came down. “I heard screaming!” “It was me, sir. I slit that girl’s wrist,” he said, proudly. “Now, Lawrence. How many time I told you to hurt nobody!” “Ooh I’m sorry, sir. “Good. Now get back to business.” Lalani sees a woman dying. She studied her and then asked the man why she could live but that woman couldn’t. He said it was because she was weak. He could see weakness in her but not Lalani. 

Soon lalani hears a “hello? ” and tried to yell, “down here!” But she couldn’t hear. Right after that, she saw them throw her in the basement and shackle her up. “This just isn’t right!” Yelled the girl. “Hey, I’ve got an idea if you’re down.” Lalani said. “Well duh!” Said the girl. “Okay, you yell and tell them you need to use the restroom, and once they unshackle you, unshackle me,  as well and we will storm out, got it?” Lalani declared. The girl agreed. 

The girl declared a bathroom break and sure enough, she was able to unshackle her. They both raced out the door as fast as they could. Once they got down two blocks, they both hugged and asked if either one was alright. Then they yelled, cheerfully. They had finally escaped. 

Two weeks later, Lalani hears a knock on her door and opens it. It was an innocent man that wished for water. She let him in and he shot her and put her in the hospital. 

Waking up in the hospital, she was delerious. Suddenly a nurse comes in. “Where am I?” She asked. Then the nurse looked at her then walked away. A few hours later, she felt drowsy and out of her element. Soon her doctor came in and she asked, “why am I like this?” The doctor simply answered, “I drugged you. This is not a real hospital and let me tell you, lady, this ain’t your lucky day. 

Her death was peaceful, but her body was never found. Long live Lalani! 

Nicole Wagger was a very eligible bachelorette. She could have any man she wants, and she has one…actually two. 

She handled her men very well. She would give them anything they ever wanted. Although she usually gets her money by them instead. What a golddigger! At first, the love triangle was kept a secret. She made damn sure that she had been in love with two men and would never tell. 

There finally came a day when she absolutely had no choice but to tell them both. Only because they both found out and she couldn’t deny it. After all, why deny it? They’ll end up finding out anyway. 

One man, named Ass Dan, yes weird name but she loved his bodacious body. Then there was Sunny Squibb, who was a geeky little man. He was only 5’4 but she loved him. She thought she had the best of both worlds, which she did. Her life was perfect, until she got pregnant…then there was a problem. No one knew which one was the father and for that, both Ass Dan and Sunny Squibb had left her high, dry, and pregnant. 

She wanted both of them back so she did the unthinkable… Abort the child. Once she did, Dan and Squibb came chasing after her like giddy elementary school kids. Back to reality, there had been more problems piling onto more. Squibb said, “if you don’t get rid of your lice, then I’m leaving you.” And,  of course Ass had to say something as well, “yeah, and if you don’t lose weight then I’m leaving too!” He demanded. “…you’re heavier than me…” Nicole deadpanned. “And as far as lice goes, fine. I’ll start washing my hair from now on.”

About two weeks later, Nicole became very tired of having more than one man. She wanted to see what she’s been missing. So, she gave an ultimatum to both and sew which one fitted her needs. “Hell I’ll find someone better. Someone prettier!” Yelled Ass Dan, ragingly. “Good luck, Ass. Well, looks like it’s just you and me, Sunny Squibb!”

Today was the day- the day Nicole Wagged became Mrs. Sunny Squibb. The wedding was beautiful and dazzling. To end this story, Mr. and Mrs. Squibb had settled down and had 11 children. That’s about it. 

“Where’s Tommy? Where’s Tommy?” Sunny J immediately hopped out of bed, looking for her son, Tommy. She seemed to have no luck finding him. She got a hold of the police station. “911, please state your emergency.” An operator asked. “Yes, uh, my Tommy. My Tommy. He’s gone!” when the police arrived, a neighbor had noticed. She raced to Sunny J’s immediately. “What’s going on?” Miadelle asked. “It’s my Tommy. My Tommy is missing!” Sunny J said, worriedly. “Yes,” replied Miadelle, “he’s at school. I decided to give you a break this morning and send him for you.” “You didn’t tell me?” Asked Sunny J. “You know, you should be thankful. 

After school, Tommy came home. Sunny J had been lying on the bed all day, waiting for Tommy. As he walks in , Sunny J yells, “Tommy! Oh, Tommy! I missed you!” “That’s nice, mom. I guess I missed you too,” He said. “You know who else missed you, Tommy?” She asked. “Nope, who? Ooh, is it a girl?” Tommy asked, excitedly. “No, Tommy. No. Cuddle Bunny. It was Cuddle Bunny!” She yelled with excitement. “Mom, a stuffed animal can’t…ah hell, never mind. Listen, I’m leaving. Gonna spend the night with Daniel. “But Tommy, I’ll miss you !” “Sorry, mom.” As he opened the door, she yelled, “Tommy… Wait-“

That night, Miadelle came to Sunny J’s to make her feel better about Tommy leaving. Sunny J had fallen asleep. “Awe,” Miadelle thought in her head, “she’s sleeping with Cuddle Bunny…that’s adorable.” Suddenly, Sunny J starts yelling in her sleep, “no! No, you can’t take my Cuddle Bunny away!” Miadelle wakes Sunny J up and asks, “hey, are you okay?” “No,” she said. “Someone try and steal Cuddle Bunny. Tried to get away from me. It’s right here, but I had a dream, made me sad,” she said while tears dripped off her eyes. “Need any help?” Miadelle asked. “Like what?” Sunny J asked. Miadelle picks Cuddle Bunny up,”Keep Cuddle Bunny safe, you know?” Sunny J rips Cuddle Bunny right out of Miadelle’s arm. “Get your hands off my Cuddle Bunny. With your dirty fingers! Cuddle Bunny don’t need that! Can’t mess with Cuddle Bunny!” She yelled. “What if Tommy were here?” She asked, mischievously. “Tommy home? Tommy home! Tommy, you’re home by the way, where’s Tommy? Where’s Tommy-” “relax…Tommy’s not here,” Miadelle said, shaking her head. “Can you give this to him? It’s my Cuddle Bunny.”

Miadelle was our for the weekend, so her daughter, Dayna, took it upon herself to invite her boyfriend, Daniel over. That night, they we’re lost in each others’ eyes, making out and what not. “I’m going to make this the best night of your existence,” Dayna whispered into Daniel’s ears. “Oh yeah? Well I’m ready, baby. I’m up for whatever.” Dayna sits on his lap and begins to kiss him even more ravenously…until…”Dayna? I’m back. Flight got… Cancelled?” Miadelle pause, all focus was on Dayna. Dayna knew, right then and there she was into a whole nother state of trouble. 

The next day, Tommy came hone, wearing a  Dallas Cowboys painted-on football mask, seeing if he could scare Miadelle. He barges in and yelled. “Did you really think that scared me?” She asked. “We’re going to have to work harder on you, oh yeah!” She said. “I dont care what you want! I’m my own superhero. Im going out for a night on the town, and-” “wait. I don’t think so, and besides, there is someone here important. Someone who needs to spread important news to you,” Miadelle said, as Sunny J comes out and yells, “oh my God, Tommy! You back! Where’s your boyfriend?” She yells. “Oh God, anybody but my mom,” Tomy complains. “Tommy, you left Cuddle Bunny here, instead of taking it over there, which means you didn’t cuddle him. Why didn’t you cuddle Cuddle Bunny?” She asked. “Cuddle Bunnies are for, like, four year olds. I’m not going to cuddle with one.” He said. As Sunny J starts to sob, she yells, “Tommy, just leave. Leave without your cuddle bunny, because I’ll keep your Cuddle Bunny, I’ll cuddle your bunnies!” she yells, as Tommy gladly leaves. “Well, better go discipline Dayna,” said Miadelle. “What she do?” Asked Sunny J. “Boy, would you like to know,” Miadelle laughs. “See ya then, Miadelle.” “See ya, Sunny J!”

Suddenly, a villain emerges in the dead of night. She dresses like a cat and goes by the name Lalakitty. She snuck into Sunny J’s home and stole her Cuddle Bunny. 

That next day,  Sunny J wakes up without her Cuddle Bunny. She immediately called the police, once again… “911, please state your emergency.” An operator asked. “Someone stole my Cuddle Bunny!” She yelled. “Ma’am, this seems like a personal problem. Please do not call again, until you have a real emergency. Thank you!” She yelled at them but they already hung up. She was hurt. That Cuddle Bunny meant the world to her but no one cared. 

Three weeks later, Sunny J runs into Lalakitty at The Coffee Joint. Lalakitty admitted she had stolen her Cuddle Bunny but would only give it back for one reason…she’d have to go where nobody ever thought she would…she would have to be a villain. 

So it did. She became a villain and got her Cuddle Bunny back. It was the best of both worlds!